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   making bobbies get undressed
   barrowladies look their best
   wayside winos sit and dream
   hotdogmen to sell ice-cream
   but when you said goodbye
   i heard that the sun
   had been runover
   somewhere in castle street
   by a busload of lovers
   whom you have yet to meet
   If life’s a lousy picture, why not leave before the end
   Don’t worry
   one night we’ll find that deserted kinema
   the torches extinguished
   the cornish ripples locked away in the safe
   the tornoff tickets chucked
   in the tornoff shotbin
   the projectionist gone home to his nightmare
   Don’t worry
   that film will still be running
   (the one about the sunset)
   & we’ll find two horses
   tethered in the front stalls
   & we’ll mount
   & we’ll ride off
   into
   our
   happy
   ending
   You and Your Strange Ways
   increasingly oftennow
   you reach into your handbag
   (the one I bought some xmasses ago)
   and bringing forth
   a pair of dead cats
   skinned and glistening
   like the undersides of tongues
   or old elastoplasts
   sticky with earwigs
   you hurl them at my eyes
   and laugh cruellongly
   why?
   even though we have grown older together
   and my kisses are little more than functional
   i still love you
   you and your strange ways
   The Fish
   you always were a strange girl now weren’t you?
   like the midsummernights party we went to
   where towards witching
   being tired and hot of dancing
   we slipped thro’ the frenchwindows
   and arminarmed across the lawn
   pausing at the artificial pond
   lying liquidblack and limped
   in the stricttempo air we kissed
   when suddenly you began to tremble
   and removing one lavender satin glove knelt
   and slipped your hand into the slimy mirror
   your face was sad as you brought forth
   a switching twitching silver fish
   which you lay at my feet
   and as the quick tick of the grass
   gave way to the slow flop of death
   stillkneeling you said softly: ‘dont die little fish’
   then you tookoff your other glove
   and we lay sadly and we made love
   as the dancers danced slowly
   the fish stared coldly
   and the moon admired its reflection
   in the lilypetalled pond
   May Ball
   The evening lay before us
   like her silken dress
   arranged carefully over the bed.
   It would be a night to remember.
   We would speak of it often
   in years to come. There would
   be good food and wine,
   cabaret, and music to dance to.
   How we’d dance.
   How we’d laugh.
   We would kiss indiscreetly,
   and what are lawns for
   but to run barefoot across?
   But the evening didn’t do
   what it was told.
   It’s the morning after now
   and morningafter cold.
   I don’t know what went wrong
   but I blame her. After all
   I bought the tickets.
   Of course, I make no mention,
   that’s not my style,
   and I’ll continue to write
   at least for a while.
   I carry her suitcase down to the hall,
   our first (and her last) University Ball.
   The sun no longer loves me
   The sun no longer loves me.
   When i sit waiting for her
   in my little room
   she arrives
   not cheerfully
   but out of a sense of duty
   like a National Health prostitute.
   Sometimes
   she leans silky
   against the wall
   lolling and stretchy
   but mostdays she fidgets
   and scratches at clouds.
   Whenever i ask her to stay the night
   she takes umbrage
   and is gone.
   Vinegar
   sometimes
   i feel like a priest
   in a fish & chip queue
   quietly thinking
   as the vinegar runs through
   how nice it would be
   to buy supper for two
   On having no one to write a love poem about
   thismorning
   while strolling through my head
   rummaging in litterbins
   i found by the roadside
   an image
   that someone had thrown away
   A rose
   i picked it up
   hurried into a backstreet
   away from the busy thoroughfare of thoughts
   and waited to give it
   to the first girl who smiled at me
   it’s getting dark
   and i’m still waiting
   The rose attracts a fly
   getting dark
   two groupies and a dumb broad
   have been the only passersby
   dark
   I chance a prayer
   There is a smell of tinsel in the air.
   My cat and i
   Girls are simply the prettiest things
   My cat and i believe
   And we’re always saddened
   When it’s time for them to leave
   We watch them titivating
   (that often takes a while)
   And though they keep us waiting
   My cat & i just smile
   We like to see them to the door
   Say how sad it couldn’t last
   Then my cat and i go back inside
   And talk about the past.
   Dreampoem
   in a corner of my bedroom
   grew a tree
   a happytree
   my own tree
   its leaves were soft
   like flesh
   and its birds sang poems for me
   then
   without warning
   two men
   with understanding smiles
   and axes
   made out of forged excuses
   came and chopped it down
   either yesterday
   or the day before
   i think it was the day before
   Dreampoem 2
   I forsake dusty springfield
   to follow you out of the theatre.
   You are friendly but not affectionate.
   I haven’t seen you for ages.
   You now have a son.
   I overhear you telling a stranger
   that he is called Menelaus
   after the son of my mistress.
   I follow you through vast antique shops
   where I consider buying a throne.
   Instead I go out into the busy road
   and under a flyover.
   You are nowhere in sight.
   The searchlight in the citycentre
   is still fingering the sky
   though it is now well after midday.
   Realizing that I will never see you again
   and overwhelmed with whatmighthavebeenness
   I give myself up
   at the nearest marriage bureau.
   What You Are
   you are the cat’s paw
   among the silence of midnight goldfish
   you are the waves
  which cover my feet like cold eiderdowns
   you are the teddybear (as good as new)
   found beside a road accident
   you are the lost day
   in the life of a child murderer
   you are the underwatertree
   around which fish swirl like leaves
   you are the green
   whose depths I cannot fathom
   you are the clean sword
   that slaughtered the first innocent
   you are the blind mirror
   before the curtains are drawn back
   you are the drop of dew on a petal
   before the clouds weep blood
   you are the sweetfresh grass that goes sour
   and rots beneath children’s feet
   you are the rubber glove
   dreading the surgeon’s brutal hand
   you are the wind caught on barbed wire
   and crying out against war
   you are the moth
   entangled in a crown of thorns
   you are the apple for teacher
   left in a damp cloakroom
   you are the smallpox injection
   glowing on the torchsinger’s arm like a swastika
   you are the litmus leaves
   quivering on the suntan trees
   you are the ivy
   which muffles my walls
   you are the first footprints in the sand
   on bankholiday morning
   you are the suitcase full of limbs
   waiting in a leftluggage office
   to be collected like an orphan
   you are a derelict canal
   where the tincans whistle no tunes
   you are the bleakness of winter before the cuckoo
   catching its feathers on a thornbush
   heralded spring
   you are the stillness of Van Gogh
   before he painted the yellow vortex of his last sun
   you are the still grandeur of the Lusitania
   before she tripped over the torpedo
   and laid a world war of american dead
   at the foot of the blarneystone
   you are the distance
   between Hiroshima and Calvary
   measured in mother’s kisses
   you are the distance
   between the accident and the telephone box
   measured in heartbeats
   you are the distance
   between power and politicians
   measured in half-masts
   you are the distance
   between advertising and neuroses
   measured in phallic symbols
   you are the distance
   between you and me
   measured in tears
   you are the moment
   before the noose clenched its fist
   and the innocent man cried: treason
   you are the moment
   before the warbooks in the public library
   turned into frogs and croaked khaki obscenities
   you are the moment
   before the buildings turned into flesh
   and windows closed their eyes
   you are the moment
   before the railwaystations burst into tears
   and the bookstalls picked their noses
   you are the moment
   before the buspeople turned into teeth
   and chewed the inspector
   for no other reason than he was doing his duty
   you are the moment
   before the flowers turned into plastic and melted
   in the heat of the burning cities
   you are the moment
   before the blindman puts on his dark glasses
   you are the moment
   before the subconscious begged to be left in peace
   you are the moment
   before the world was made flesh
   you are the moment
   before the clouds became locomotives
   and hurtled headlong into the sun
   you are the moment
   before the spotlight moving across the darkened stage
   like a crab finds the singer
   you are the moment
   before the seed nestles in the womb
   you are the moment
   before the clocks had nervous breakdowns
   and refused to keep pace with man’s madness
   you are the moment
   before the cattle were herded together like men
   you are the moment
   before God forgot His lines
   you are the moment of pride
   before the fiftieth bead
   you are the moment
   before the poem passed peacefully away at dawn
   like a monarch
   A Square Dance
   In Flanders fields in Northern France
   They’re all doing a brand new dance
   It makes you happy and out of breath
   And it’s called the Dance of Death
   Everybody stands in line
   Everybody’s feeling fine
   We’re all going to a hop
   1 – 2 – 3 and over the top
   It’s the dance designed to thrill
   It’s the mustard gas quadrille
   A dance for men – girls have no say in it
   For your partner is a bayonet
   See how the dancers sway and run
   To the rhythm of the gun
   Swing your partner dos-y-doed
   All around the shells explode
   Honour your partner form a square
   Smell the burning in the air
   Over the barbed wire kicking high
   Men like shirts hung out to dry
   If you fall that’s no disgrace
   Someone else will take your place
   ‘Old soldiers never die…’
   … Only young ones
   In Flanders fields where mortars blaze
   They’re all doing the latest craze
   Khaki dancers out of breath
   Doing the glorious Dance of Death
   Doing the glorious Dance of Death
   On Picnics
   at the goingdown of the sun
   and in the morning
   i try to remember them
   but their names are ordinary names
   and their causes are thighbones
   tugged excitedly from the soil
   by frenchchildren
   on picnics
   Why Patriots are a Bit Nuts in the Head
   Patriots are a bit nuts in the head
   because they wear
   red, white and blue-
   tinted spectacles
   (red for blood
   white for glory
   and blue…
   for a boy)
   and are in effervescent danger
   of losing their lives
   lives are good for you
   when you are alive
   you can eat and drink a lot
   and go out with girls
   (sometimes if you are lucky
   you can even go to bed with them)
   but you can’t do this
   if you have your belly shot away
   and your seeds
   spread over some corner of a foreign field
   to facilitate
   in later years
   the growing of oats by some peasant yobbo
   when you are posthumous it is cold and dark
   and that is why patriots are a bit nuts in the head
   M62
   The politicians
   (who are buying huge cars with hobnailed
   wheels the size of merry-go-rounds)
   have a new plan.
   They are going to
   put cobbles
   in our eyesockets
   and pebbles
   in our navels
   and fill us up
   with asphalt
   and lay us
   side by side
   so that we can take a more active part
   in the road
 &nbs
p; to destruction.
   Noah’s Arc
   In my fallout shelter I have enough food
   For at least three months. Some books,
   Scrabble, and games for the children.
   Calor gas and candles. Comfortable beds
   And a chemical toilet. Under lock and key
   The tools necessary for a life after death.
   I have carried out my instructions to the letter.
   Most evenings I’m down here. Checking the stores,
   Our suits, breathing apparatus. Cleaning
   And polishing. My wife, bless her,
   Thinks I’m obsessive – like other men
   About cars or football. But deep down
   She understands. I have no hobbies.
   My sole interest is survival.
   Every few weeks we have what I call D.D.,
   Or Disaster Drill. At the sound of the alarm
   We each go about our separate duties:
   Disconnecting services, switching off the mains,
   Filling the casks with fresh water, etc.
   Mine is to oversee everything before finally
   Shooting the dog. (This I mime in private.)
   At first, the young ones enjoyed the days
   And nights spent below. It was an adventure.
   But now they’re at a difficult age
   And regard extinction as the boring concern
   Of grown-ups. Like divorce and accountancy.
   But I am firm. Daddy knows best
   And one fine day they’ll grow to thank me.
   Beneath my bunk I keep an Armalite rifle
   Loaded and ready to use one fine day
   When panicking neighbours and so-called friends
   

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